Monday, February 8, 2010

Hoy, hindi ako Vampire!

Hey, I Am Not A Vampire!
I translate myself . . .



Iyan ang mukha ko kapag inaapi ako.
Iyan ang mukha nang inapi.
Apihin ba naman ako.
Ng sarili ko pang anak!
Iyan ang tinawag sa akin ni Sweepy.
Dyaske talaga ang kumag na iyan.
Sukat ba namang tawagin akong bampira!
Eh, mukha bang bampira ang mukha na iyan, Lui?
That is how I look when somebody is putting me down. Sweepy just called me a vampire in his post. My own pup no less! Do I look like a vampire, Lui?


Lui:
Aba, oo naman! Oh yes!
Minsan nga (sometimes), you really scare me, Sumo!
Remember last last week during the full moon . . . .



I heard you howling all night . . .



You sounded like a beast out to suck blood!
Believe me, Iwas so scared that I did not go out.
I just took a peek from the windows and that's when I saw you!




You sound scary. Naku, yun pala, you were the one scared! Hay naku, if you did not call me from my room, I would have stayed inside the house! Remember, Sumo?



But you're right. You are not a vampire even if you sometimes look like one. For me you are loveable, sweet and extremely gorgeous! You should not take Sweepy's teasing seriously. Sweepy is just having fun, as always!


Hmp, isa ka pa, Lui! Inaapi ninyo ako talaga. Eh ni sa panaginip di ko feel ang human blood kaya. Naku, saksakan ng virus and bacteria kaya ng dugo ng tao! Yikes kaya! Di bale, wait ko na lang ang Valentine baka may makuha akong puso . . . na cake!
Hmp, you're just like him, Lui! You are all putting me down. Never in my wildest dream did I have the urge for human blood which I'm sure is full of virus and bacteria. Yikes indeed! Never mind, I will wait for Valentine in case I get a heart . . .-shaped cake!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Ang Tabo . . . bow . . . wow-wow!

De Scooper . . . bow-wow-wow!
Engliz by MrLeach



Iyan ang tabo ko. dis s ma scooper.
Oras na para maligo ako. its tym 2bath.
Pero, nasaan na kaya si Lui? but wers lui?




Sandali lang at hahanapin ko.
w8 a bit il luk 4her.



Aba, saan kaya nagpunta yun?
hey, i wonder wer she went?

Ang tabo ang tunay na panligo ng Pinoy.
de scooper s real bath stuff 4filipinos.

Matipid sa tubig, magaan sa kamay, at puede pa gamitin sa kung saan-saan.
it saves water, e-z 2 handle, en can b used everywer.



Ang kaso lang, wala naman ang magpapaligo sa akin. Nakup, talo!
d thing s, nobody s der 2 gv me a bath. loser!



O sya, pag nangamoy ako rito, bahala na si Batman!
hey, if i stink down hir, its up 2 batman!


At pag hindi ka umalis sa tabi ko, Leach, baka tamaan ka ng tabo ko!
en if u dont leave me, leach, ul get hit by ma scooper!



MrLeach: now dat, popsy, s d real loser! im outta hir! im off 2 d spa! babu.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Paskong Nagdaan . . .

Christmas Past
Guest Translator: MrLeach



Ito ang kalye Pogi.
dis is handsome street yo!




Noong Pasko, ganito siya pag umaga . . .
laz krismaz it luks lyk ds during d day, yo! . . .


At kapag gabi, ganito naman . . .
en @nyt, luks lyk ds . . .



Aba, walastik ano! At wag ka, tutuong Pogi ang pangalan ng kalye na iyan sa barangay namin.
hey, wattagun! en watchit, s really Handsome de name of de street n r village.


Mistulang nagpapapogi talaga ang kalye na iyan tuwing Pasko.
luks lyk dat street s tryin 2 luk cutey-baloney every krizmaz.


Pero sa tutuo lang, eto talaga ang Pogi . . .
but n truth ds s d real handsum . . .



Aba, pang facebook ko yan. Malas lang wala akong FB! Astig di ba?
hey, daz 4 ma facebook but 2 bad, i hav no FB. eznt dat kewl?


Di bale ipapapost ko na lang kay Sweepy na merong FB. Sayang naman ang biometrics ko.
daz ok il jaz ask sweepy to post in hs FB so as nt 2 waste ma biometrics.


MrLeach: hey popsy! cud u also ask sweep 2 post ma handsum fo2 n hs fb?


I-post mo ang mukha mo sa dingding. Aba, tinamaan ng kulit ang linta na iyan! Post your face on the wall! Hey, that leech is getting too pesky! If Bogart will not translate my next post I will shave all his black furs . . . for life!