Friday, December 25, 2009

Pasko Na Giliw . . . Magsalo na tayo!

It is Christmas, my love . . . Let us dine together!
Translated by Bogart


Aba, Pasko na nga!
Naku, masyado kang mainipin kaya ayan, halos hampasin ka nang di mo alam! Sus, kung kailan pa masarap matulog dahil sa ginaw, doon pa medyo ginigising ka ng mga bagay-bagay! Kaliwa't kanan na putukan at kantahan na sadyang nakakasuya!
Hey, it's Christmas already! You are so impatient that when the occasion arrives, it felt like you got hit from nowhere! And just when the time is right for sleeping, you will get awakened by all sorts of things! Endless firecrackers and non-stop caroling which can really dampen your mood!




At sa kabilang dako naman, may darating na ganito:
And on the other side, there is this:

Naku, bigay iyan ng kaibigan namin sa Greenwoods Clinic! Naku, salamat Dr. Geoff, Happy, Trudis, Moymoy, Jappy, Bambi, Scarlett and Woody. Aba, mukhang dumami na ata ang Team Greenwoods ah! At eto ang sa inyo:
Oh, they were sent by our friends from Greenwood Clinis! Hay, thanks a lot Dr. Geoff, Happy, Trudis, Moymoy, Jappy, Bambi, Scarlett and Woody. Hey, I think Team Greenwoods is becoming a big family! And here's for you:

Tenkyu, tenkyu, ang babait ninyo tenkyu!
Thank you, you are all so nice!


Naku ang sarap kaya! Parang nabanat ang balat ko sa kabusugan! Sadyang masaya talaga tuwing Pasko. Maraming gifts. Maramings cards. Aba, si Lui sampu lang ata ang nakuhang cards. Kami, halos isang daan na! Naku, maraming salamat kaibigan!!! Sadyang pinasaya ninyo ulit ang Pasko namin!
They are all really delicious! My skin was stretched tight from eating! It is really fun during Christmas. So many gifts. So many greeting cards. Lui got only ten cards I think while my family and I got almost a hundred! Oh, thank you friends!!! You made our Christmas happy again!


At eto ang sorpresa namin para sa inyo. Isang makabuluhang kuwento na isinulat ng anak kong si Sweepy. Medyo may nag-proprotesta sa kuwento tulad ni Lui pero hayaan na ninyo muna iyan. Pasko naman. Dapat bati-bati muna. Bukas na tayo away! Arrroooooo!
And here's our surprise for all of you. A story written by my pup Sweepy. There are some protests like those coming from Lui but try to set that aside for now because it is Christmas. Maybe we'll fight it out tomorrow when Christmas is over. Woof!



O sya, maligayang Pasko at manigong Bagong Taon! Maligo kayo kahit malamig. Maging maligaya kayo kahit walang gift. At eto ang tatandaan ninyo: Pasko man o hindi, sadyang mahal kayo ng Diyos! At yan ang final answer ko.
Have a Merry Christmas and Prosperous New Year! Take a bath even if its cold. Be happy even if you do not get a gift. And don't forget that whether it is Christmas or not, God will always love you! And that is my final answer.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Uy, Astig Yan, Sumo!

Hey, That Looks Cool, Sumo!
Translation by Bogart


Aba, mukhang nilalamig ka ata Sumo!
Pormang astig kaya yan!
Hey, you look like you're cold Sumo!
But that's a cool pose!

Hoy, malamig talaga rito ngayon hoy! At siyempre astig talaga porma ko. Aba, patatalo ba naman ako sa mga anak ko na astig rin pumorma. Aba, tingnan nyo:
Hey, its really cold here now! And of course I looked cool. I can't allow myself to get beaten by my pups who also look cool. Here, look at this:


O si Sweepy yan. Tinamaan ng makulit ang isang iyan. Aba, tingnan naman ninyo si Bogart:
That's Sweepy. He's kindda pesky that one. And look at Bogart:


Aba, tinamaan ng sama ng loob at taba! Ay naku. Talagang ganyan ang buhay. Minsan masaya. Minsan nakaka-imbiyerna. Minsan, mistulang magugunaw ang mundo mo kapag tinamaan ka ng mga anak na ganyan!
Oh, looks like you got hit by bad vibes and obesity! Oh. That's life. Sometimes it's happy. Sometimes it's pesky. Sometimes, it feels like your world is going to collapse when you have pups like that!


Hay naku! Mahirap talaga gumimik ngayon. Lahat gagawin mo para lang maiba. Eh kung kailangan tumawid ako sa alambre o lumangoy sa kumunoy, aba eh di gagawin ko para lang sikat di ba?
Oh, it's really hard to catch somebody's attention now. You'll do anything just to be different. If I have to cross a wire or swim in a quicksand, I'll do it just to be famous, right?



Pero sandali lang. Pati ka ba naman sumasali pa rito Luchie?!?
Hey wait a minute! Do you have to be part of all these Luchie?!?



At tatawa-tawa ka, eh di ka naman bungi!
And you have the gall to laugh!


O sya, sa mga ka-berks ko. Parating na ang mga cards namin. Makikita rin ninyo ang pose naming astig na ito. Sa mga hindi ko ka-berks, aba kung gusto nyo ng kopya, paki-email lang si Sweepy at sigurado padadalhan kayo ni Sweepy ng card namin. O sya, advance merikrismas ha!
And to all my friends: our holiday cards are on the way. You will see our cool pose there. To my non-friends, if you want a copy of this card, just email to Sweepy and he will send you a copy. Advance MerryChristmas!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Ang Sako, Part 2

Natatandaan mo ba ang post ko na ito?
Do You Remember My Sack Post?
Translated by Bogart

Oo. Tungkol sa sako na ginawang bag na iyan nga.
Yes. It is about that sack bag.

At bago magkalimutan, kasi sa tutuo lang, nakalimutan ko na kaya! Ay que barbaridad! Mahirap na talaga ang tumatanda. Kung hindi pa ako tinanong ng kaibigan kong si Berto kung ano ang nangyari sa sakong iyon hindi ko na talaga matatandaan at hindi ko na rin makukwento sa inyo.
And before I forget, because in truth, I already forgot about it! It's hard when you get old. And if my friend Berto did not ask about that sack, I will not remember and narrate what happened afterwards.

Eto and nangyari sa sako:
Here's what happened to the sack:



Oo, nakabalik ang sako dala ni Luchie.
Yes, the sack bag returned with Luchie.


Hinabol ko nga pero hindi ko naabutan! Nakatulog ako sa damuhan, dyaske!
I tried to catch up with her but failed because I slept while waiting. Drat!


Sinilip ko kung ano ang dala ni Luchie para sa akin bukod sa ulam kong manok. Aba, eh di atay ng manok at kung anu-ano pa! Aba, hindi nyo na maitatanong na puro manok lang ang kinakain namin ng mga anak ko. Kaya puro nilagang manok, adobong manok, at pati ang kibbles namin aba siyempre, manok din! Sigurado, tutubuan na kami ng pakpak dito!
I took a peep to see what Luchie brought for me aside from my chicken meal. What else except lots of chicken liver and what-not. Oh, you need not ask that my pups and I only eat chicken. We have boiled chicken soup, adobo chicken (flavored with soy sauce) and even our kibbles are chicken too! For sure we will sprout chicken wings soon!


At para maiba naman, bumili din si Luchie ng paborito kong pinoy merienda!
And for a change, Luchie bought my favorite pinoy snacks!


Kutsinta, puto na ube, at suman! Mamatay!
Sticky rice cakes, ube-flavored and wrapped in leaves. Deadly!


Aba, kapag ganyan ang kainan, doon na ako maghihintay sa lamesa para swak!
And if that's the meal, I will wait on the table to be sure!

Aba siyempre, mahirap nang maunahan!
. . . that nobody will beat me to it!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Hell-o, Sumo!


hell-o, ma pipol!
eeez meeh, meesterLeach, de leech! hehe.



can ya c meeh?



am hir 2 check d fun stuf @heaven.



ya, lyk c dem sumo's pups?



dey r 2 gud-lukin en fun 2 tease
esp de black dopey1 hus kindda heavy.
de brownie1 kindda grumpy.
olwez whining dat 1.



i luv goin nsyd heaven 2.
pretty kewl w marble floor so ez eee-zy 2 slide!



xcep wen d mad alpha-mama-mia-sumo-dawg ez in, run 4 ur lyf!


luk! de mad dawg s lukin 4 meeh!

4 sur, wen he finds meeh, he wl make upak meeh, waaah!
i jaz want 2 remind de keeper wat i want fer xmas.


run 4 yer lyf!


en jaz come bak anoder day!

en no nid 2 translate coz ma post s readable. babu, sumo-pie!



NOTE:
PeeEss: Mag-ingat sa mga mahilig sumingit kahit na dumaan sila kay bantay. Mag-ingat sa akyat bahay, daan-bahay, singit-posting, bantay-bata, bantay-bantay, at yung palipat-lipat ng bahay, sumakabilang-bahay, at nagbabahay-bahayan! Hay naku! Sino na naman ang nagpapasok sa linta dito!

P.S. Beware of trespassers even if they went through the security process.