Translation by Bogart
Aba, mukhang nilalamig ka ata Sumo!
Pormang astig kaya yan!
Hey, you look like you're cold Sumo!
But that's a cool pose!
Hoy, malamig talaga rito ngayon hoy! At siyempre astig talaga porma ko. Aba, patatalo ba naman ako sa mga anak ko na astig rin pumorma. Aba, tingnan nyo:
Hey, its really cold here now! And of course I looked cool. I can't allow myself to get beaten by my pups who also look cool. Here, look at this:
O si Sweepy yan. Tinamaan ng makulit ang isang iyan. Aba, tingnan naman ninyo si Bogart:
That's Sweepy. He's kindda pesky that one. And look at Bogart:
Aba, tinamaan ng sama ng loob at taba! Ay naku. Talagang ganyan ang buhay. Minsan masaya. Minsan nakaka-imbiyerna. Minsan, mistulang magugunaw ang mundo mo kapag tinamaan ka ng mga anak na ganyan!
Oh, looks like you got hit by bad vibes and obesity! Oh. That's life. Sometimes it's happy. Sometimes it's pesky. Sometimes, it feels like your world is going to collapse when you have pups like that!
Hay naku! Mahirap talaga gumimik ngayon. Lahat gagawin mo para lang maiba. Eh kung kailangan tumawid ako sa alambre o lumangoy sa kumunoy, aba eh di gagawin ko para lang sikat di ba?
Oh, it's really hard to catch somebody's attention now. You'll do anything just to be different. If I have to cross a wire or swim in a quicksand, I'll do it just to be famous, right?
Pero sandali lang. Pati ka ba naman sumasali pa rito Luchie?!?
Hey wait a minute! Do you have to be part of all these Luchie?!?
At tatawa-tawa ka, eh di ka naman bungi!
And you have the gall to laugh!
O sya, sa mga ka-berks ko. Parating na ang mga cards namin. Makikita rin ninyo ang pose naming astig na ito. Sa mga hindi ko ka-berks, aba kung gusto nyo ng kopya, paki-email lang si Sweepy at sigurado padadalhan kayo ni Sweepy ng card namin. O sya, advance merikrismas ha!
And to all my friends: our holiday cards are on the way. You will see our cool pose there. To my non-friends, if you want a copy of this card, just email to Sweepy and he will send you a copy. Advance MerryChristmas!
