Hey that's cute Sumo!
Translated by Quark
Hoy, hindi ako cute.
Hey, I am not cute.
Ang cute maliit di ba?
Cute means petite right?
Pwes, hindi ako cute.
So I am not cute.
Ako Big, Black and Byutiful!
I am Big, Black, and Beautiful!
At etong anak ko naman . . .
And my pup . . .
Yan ang cute!
Now that's cute!
Saksakan ng cute iyan, kaya na-uusog parati! O, pwera usog ha!
He is so cute which is why he gets "usog" all the time. Hey, no "usog"!
(Note from Quark: Usog is the state when somebody gets sick when he gets passionately praised by someone. Lui said it happens when somebody steals your energy the way people steal energies of flowers when they touch and praise it too much! Sweepy thinks it is all baloney!)
Naku, wag na nga kayo magtalo sa mga usog na iyan. Sa Pinas lang naman na-uusog ang mga tao! Naku, sa Tate, walang na-uusog doon, kahit na isang katerba ang blond and blue eyes na cuteys na masarap usugin!
Hey, don't argue with "usog" because it is only in the Philippines that people get usog. In the States, people don't get usog even if there are plenty of cute blonds with blue eyes that you love to make usog!
At totoo ang chika. SMP kami. Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko!
And the rumor is right that we're SMP, Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko, which translates to The Group with Cold Christmases.
Ang ibig daw sabihin ng SMP malungkot ang Pasko kasi nag-iisa ka. Aba, kung ang ibig mong sabihin loveless ako, totoo yan! Pero kung malungkot ako, aba hindi! Kung malamig ang PAsko ko, minsan oo madalas hindi. Pero kung lalamig ang Pasko, tiyak sasaya ako! Aba, masarap kaya matulog kapag malamig!
They said SMP means your Christmas is lonely because you're alone. If you mean I am loveless, that is true! But if I'm lonely, that's not true! But is Christmas cold? Sometimes yes but oftentimes no. But if Christmas will get cold I will be happy! Hey, it is nice to sleep when it's cold!
At kapag malamig ang Pasko, tiyak dudumugin na naman ako ni Sweepy at Lui. Hala, palamigin ang Pasko at gusto kong sumiping sa mga mahal ko!
And when Christmas get cold, for sure Sweepy and Lui will snuggle close to me. Okay, bring on the cold for Christmas! For I want to snuggle with my loved ones!
It is with deep sadness to announce the demise of our superdog Sweepy around 11 am today, January 8. Please go to my blog for details. Thank you for being p...