hey, sumo, iz meeh! mrLeach de leech!
im latey bcoz. m slow. m slypy. m, wel jaz late.
i try 2 gt hir fast bcoz i heard me hav competitor.
i heard de quarks r n heaven n wants ma job!
hey sumo? r u n yer haus slypin? halu popsy?
Im sleepin, hey! cant ya c?
Nakup, e2 na ang jejemon na linta! (here comes the jejemon-speak leech!)
at nakup, nahawa ata ako! (and i think i got infected by jejemon!)
Naku, mrLeach, wag nyo muna ako istorbuhin (don't disturb me)
Just go to sweepy and he'll take care of you.
hey, sumo, yer getin old slypin ol day!
Hmp, old ka dyan! Naku, magtigil ka Leach at baka daganan kita, lagot ka! (Hey, who's old? You better watch it, Leach, or I'll press you flat on my back!)
