Wala akong english translator!
Kasalukuyang tinatamad si Bogart.
So medyo taglish muna tayo today.
Feeling text lingo rin kaya para kewl.
Gets mo ba, Mwenzy?
Okey, dis s r avocado:
F u wait 3 days, it is gud 2 b eaten:
De pipol wil slice it open . . .
and scoop de avocado meat . . .
et voila!
mahabagingTsibugan! (holy chow!)
Hoy, mamatay kayo sa cholesterol!
Hey, you will die from the cholesterol!
Ahahay, avocado namin.
Sumalangit nawa . . .
Babu!
PeeEss
aka P.S.
o Pahabol Sabi
. . . puede rin:
Pahabol Satsat.
Tandaan: Bawal ang Avocado sa Aso!
Reminder: Avocados are bad for Dogs!
Hmp, makaalis na nga. Gotta go.
