Wer U, Sumoh?

m hir.
watchin ma pup.


bcoz 2day, er ystrday, ma pup turnd 10yo.


d damuho pup s old na.
never mnd he luks young!


n visits ma grave ol d tym. do u miz me, swpy?


ay tinamaan ng magaling! (hit me bad!) i knu it. drat!

SUMO: Even in Heaven, my barkings are interpreted by morons. Lui, Pls keep MrLeach out of my blog, forbarkingOutLOUD!

Nasaan Na Po Si Sumo? (Where is Sumo?)

Sumo, nasaan ka ba?
Sumo, where are you?

Si Petrocelli po, nagbabalik at humihingi ng patawad . . .
It is Petrocelli here. I am back and I want to apologize . . .


Nakup, nahuli na ako! Wala na daw si Sumo. Nagpaalam na raw . . . Sumalangit nawa! Nakup, baka galit pa rin sa akin yon!
Oh no, I am late! They said Sumo passed away . . . Heaven help him! Oh, he must be angry with me still!


Sabi ng Lolo ko (hoy, may lolo din ako no!) masama raw magtanim ng galit at dalhin ito sa kamatayan mo! Nakup, Tandaan mo yan, Sweepy!
My grandfather told me (yes, I have a grandpa!) it is bad to hold grudges and carry your anger to your grave. Mark my word, Sweepy!


Sweepy: Woof Popsy, Petrocelli is back! And he looks like a ghost! What? What did you say, Popsy?

Sumo: Sabi ko huwag mong hukayin ang libing ko kasi wala ako diyan! Ano ka ba? At ako ang multo hindi si Petrocelli. Mukha lang talagang multo yan. Nya nya nya!!! Hay naku, bahala na kayo sa buhay nyo at patahimikin nyo na ako no!
Sumo: I said, do not disturb my grave because I am not there! What's wrong with you? And I am the ghost not Petrocelli. He really just look like a ghost, LOL! Oh, you better mind your own business and leave me alone!


Hay naku, wala pa ring pinagiba itong mag-ama na ito! Hanggang kamatayan, walang kasing baduy! Hoy, nasaan ang mga tao at gutom na ako no!
Oh my! This father and son team has not changed even when one is already dead. They are both as corny as ever! Hey, where are the people and I am hungry!

Sumoism 7

Ang araw ko ay malinaw tulad ng sa inyo . . .
My day is clear just like yours . . .


At mahimbing ako sa ulap sa kalangitan!
And I lay in the clouds in the heavens!


Pero walang araw na hindi ako dumudungaw sa kalupaan. . .
But there is no day when I do not peer down on earth . . .


Kasi wala ring araw na hindi nakalingon ang mga mahal ko doon!
Because there is no day that my loved ones do not look up for me too!


Kaya't kahit malayo na ako, malapit pa rin . . .
That is why even when I'm away, I am also near . . .

Sumoism 6

Ang mga naulila ko, aba'y nag-be-birthday pa rin!
The ones I left are still having their birthdays!

Happy belatday, Lui. Bibisitahin kita mamaya ha!
Happy bday, Lui. I will visit you later!

At sa anak kong si Sweepy, malapit ka na maging 10. Arekup, tumatanda ka na hoy!
And to my pup Sweepy: you will turn 10 soon. Oh-oh, you are getting old!

Sumo Ism 5

Huwag mong hanapin ang nakaraan . . .
Do not look for the past . . .



. . . at baka hanapin ka ng kasalukuyan . . .
. . . for the present might look for you . . .

Sumo ism 4

Malayo ka man sa paningin ng iba, malapit ka pa rin sa walang paningin.
If you seem distant from the others, you will always be near to those who does not use their sight.

Sagot sa tanong ng madla:
Answers to people's queries:

1. Patay ka na ba, Sumo? (Are you dead, Sumo?)
Ay oo, bayan. (Yes, I am) Iniwan ko na ang katawan ko sa lupa. (I left my body in earth) Pero ang buong pagka-aso ko, buhay na buhay pa! (But my dog-being is so alive!) Kaya nandito pa rin ako! (That is why I am still here!) Mamatay kayo sa inis. (You'll only die in irritation!)

2. Saan ka ba nagpunta, Sumo? (But where did you go, Sumo?)
Ako ay lumipad sa kung saan naroroon ang mga mahal kong namayapa na rin.
(I flew to where my departed loved ones went)

3. May internet ba sa langit? (Is there internet in heaven?)
Aba wala no! (But there's none) Sa maniwala kayo o hindi, lagi akong nasa dating bahay ko, palakad lakad, pa-amoy-amoy, patulog-tulog, pero wala na akong rayuma at anumang sakit sa katawan kasi wala na akong katawan! (Whether you believe me or not, I am still in my old house, walking, sniffing, sleeping, but I do not have arthritis or any physical ailments because I am not physically present!)

4. Multo ka ba, Sumo? (Are you a ghost, Sumo?)
Aba oo! (Yes!) Kaya't huwag kayong masyadong makulit at baka halikan ko ang puwit ninyo! (So don't pester me or I will kiss your butt!)



Narito ako, bayan. Nag-ba-blog pa rin. At huwag na kayo masyadong mag-tatanong!
I am back, people, and still blogging. And please do not ask too many questions!


Boo! Huwag matakot sa patay. Matakot ka sa buhay!
Boo! Do not be afraid of the dead. Be afraid of the living!