Aba, ka cute kaya, Sumo!

Hey that's cute Sumo!
Translated by Quark


Hoy, hindi ako cute.
Hey, I am not cute.

Ang cute maliit di ba?
Cute means petite right?

Pwes, hindi ako cute.
So I am not cute.

Ako Big, Black and Byutiful!
I am Big, Black, and Beautiful!

At etong anak ko naman . . .
And my pup . . .

Yan ang cute!
Now that's cute!

Saksakan ng cute iyan, kaya na-uusog parati! O, pwera usog ha!
He is so cute which is why he gets "usog" all the time. Hey, no "usog"!
(Note from Quark: Usog is the state when somebody gets sick when he gets passionately praised by someone. Lui said it happens when somebody steals your energy the way people steal energies of flowers when they touch and praise it too much! Sweepy thinks it is all baloney!)

Naku, wag na nga kayo magtalo sa mga usog na iyan. Sa Pinas lang naman na-uusog ang mga tao! Naku, sa Tate, walang na-uusog doon, kahit na isang katerba ang blond and blue eyes na cuteys na masarap usugin!
Hey, don't argue with "usog" because it is only in the Philippines that people get usog. In the States, people don't get usog even if there are plenty of cute blonds with blue eyes that you love to make usog!

At totoo ang chika. SMP kami. Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko!
And the rumor is right that we're SMP, Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko, which translates to The Group with Cold Christmases.

Ang ibig daw sabihin ng SMP malungkot ang Pasko kasi nag-iisa ka. Aba, kung ang ibig mong sabihin loveless ako, totoo yan! Pero kung malungkot ako, aba hindi! Kung malamig ang PAsko ko, minsan oo madalas hindi. Pero kung lalamig ang Pasko, tiyak sasaya ako! Aba, masarap kaya matulog kapag malamig!
They said SMP means your Christmas is lonely because you're alone. If you mean I am loveless, that is true! But if I'm lonely, that's not true! But is Christmas cold? Sometimes yes but oftentimes no. But if Christmas will get cold I will be happy! Hey, it is nice to sleep when it's cold!

At kapag malamig ang Pasko, tiyak dudumugin na naman ako ni Sweepy at Lui. Hala, palamigin ang Pasko at gusto kong sumiping sa mga mahal ko!
And when Christmas get cold, for sure Sweepy and Lui will snuggle close to me. Okay, bring on the cold for Christmas! For I want to snuggle with my loved ones!

Ang Chillax Dog . . .

The ChillOut/Relax Dog
translated by Quark


Eto ang pang relax ko.
Mga tunog na sadyang angkop sa tulad ko . . .
This one is for my relaxing mode. Music that is right for me . . .


Sadyang bagay ang tunog na iyan habang nagbabasa ako ng mga kababuyan, este, mga kuwentong baboy ni Pol. Feel na feel ko talaga ang tropa sa Pugad Baboy. At si Polgas, walastik, parang si Sweepy no? Sina Mang Dagul parang yung kapatid ni Lui na si Oca! Aba, yung tropa ni Oca sa Mola waring mga taga Pugad Baboy lahat! Ang sarap nilang kumain at magkita-kita kahit maliit ang kita!
That music is the perfect companion when I read Pol's pig stories. I really feel the characters of Pugad Baboy (a comics book) Polgas reminds me of my Sweepy. Mag Dagul reminds me of Lui's brother Oca. Oca's group in Mola reminds me of Pugad Baboy characters! They love to eat and meet!


At siyempre kapag nakakainis ang nangyayari sa paligid at medyo pumapalpak ang idol kong si PNoy waring gusto kong ngat-ngatin ang mga libro ko! Hoy umayos naman kayo at nasisira ninyo ang pagbabasa ko!
And when I get pestered by the news around me especially about the bloopers of my idol PNoy I feel like chewing the books to pieces! Hey watch your steps guys because you're distracting my reading!


Hay naku! Kailangan mo talagang mag-relax paminsan-minsan. Lalo na kapag medyo tumatanda ka na. Dapat konting mellow naman. Dapat . . . konting music . . . konting tawa . . . kon. . .ting . . . zzzzzz . . .
You really need to relax once in a while especially when you're getting old . . . you need to mellow a bit. . . a bit of music . . . some laughter . . . a . . . bit . . . of . . . . zzzzzzzz . . .

I Got Shot!

In pinoyspeak, naturukan kaya ako! Ahuhuhu . . .
In pinoyspeak, I was given a shot! Huhuhu . . .

At iyang nag-iinarteng superdog na iyan sa itaas ko ang may sala!
And that one above me who is a superdog wannabe is the culprit!

Iyang anak kong si Sweepy ang may pakana nitong turukan na ito!
My pup Sweepy was responsible for this shot!

Ano pa eh di ang walang kamatayang taon-taon na anti-rabies shots.
What else but the annual anti-rabies shots.

Tanong ko lang, bakit noong panahon, sa gubat, wala namang shots ang mga hayop doon di ba? Pag dating mo sa bayan, ayun, sinasaksakan ka ng kung anu-ano!
I wonder why in the past, in the forest, animals don't get their shots there? But when you get to town you get all sorts of shots!

Sabi ni Lui bakit daw ako nagrereklamo eh libre naman, hindi naman daw masakit, at hindi naman daw ako na-aabala. . .
Lui said i should not complain since it is free, it does not hurt, and it does not inconvenience me any way . . .

Hoy anong hindi! Aba ayaw na ayaw kong lumalabas ng bahay! Ayaw kong pumipila sa kung saan at may humahawak sa puwitan ko na kung sino sino! Hoy, na-aabala ako no!
What do you mean I don't get inconvenienced? I hate leaving the house! I hate lining up anywhere and have somebody hold my butt! I am definitely inconvenienced.

Lui: Eh anong gusto mo, mamatay sa rabies o mamatay sa inis?
Lui: So what do you prefer, to die of rabies or die from irritation?

Iyan ang mga katuwiran na nakakamatay talaga at sadyang nang-iinis. Makaalis na nga!
That's the kind of reasoning that can kill and really irritate you. I better go!

Sumo, where are you?

Nandito lang po!
I am here!

Nagtatago sa tabi tabi . . .
I am hiding somewhere . . .

Nagtatago at nagpapabantay sa anak kong si Sweepy!
I am hiding and asking my pup Sweepy to watch over me!

Nagtatago ako kasi panahon na naman ng mga makukulit!
I am hiding because it is the season of the pesky ones!

Ang panahon ng mga mahihilig sa PUTOK!
The season of firecracker lovers!

Ang aga aga pa, ang iingay na!
It is still too early and they're so noisy!

Hoy! Alam nyo ba na masakit iyan sa pandinig namin???
Hey, do you know that the sound of firecrackers is painful to our ears???

Hoy, naririnig nyo ba, mga pulitikong mahilig gastusin ang pera ng bayan sa PAPUTOK para lang magsaya sa pagkapanalo ninyo sa eleksyon???
Hey politicians who love to spend the money of the people on firecrackers just to celebrate their winning the elections, do you hear me???

At kung hindi, mas masahol pa kayo sa PUTOK ng kili kili ko!
And if you don't, then you are worse than the blast coming from my armpits!

Hmp, nagpuPUTOK tuloy ang butsi ko!
Hmp, I'm getting all fired up!

Abangan nyo lang at pag dating ni Lui at papuPUTUKan kayo noon ng PUTAK niya!
Just wait and watch when Lui comes home and she will blast you with her naggings!

Translated by Quark

Blog Blast for Peace!

Tahimik na tahanan para sa lahat. Ligtas sa anumang dalubyo. Malinis. Maayos. Naghahari ang pagmamahal. Nag-uumapaw ang saya. Maayos na pag-areglo ng gulo. Respeto sa ating pagkakaiba. Lahat ng iyan nasa akin na. Aba eh di siyempre, hiling ko, sana nasa iyo na rin!
A quiet home for all. Safe from any danger. Clean. Orderly. Where love reigns. Filled with joy. Where conflicts are settled amicably. Respect for our differences. All of that I have. And, of course, my wish is that you have it also!

Kapayapaan para sa lahat!
Peace for everyone!


Translated by Quark for Blog Blast for Peace.

Hallowoof sa Heaven!

Hallowoof in Heaven Translated by Quark


Eto si Lui noong Halloween.
This was Lui during Halloween.



At eto naman ang anak kong si Sweepy.
And this was my pup Sweepy.



At eto ang bahay naming Heaven.
And this was our house Heaven.



At eto naman ako, saksakan ng aburido.
And there was I, extremely harassed.

Eh kasi, eto naman sila!
It was because of them!

Araw-araw na Halloween na iyan, isang tambak na tao ang nakapaskil sa harap ng bahay namin upang takutin ang sarili nila sa aming Halloween-dow!
Every day of Halloween week we had people lining up in front of our house just to scare themselves of our Halloween-dow!

Naku, dagdagan mo pa kapag lumabas si Lui at si Sweepy na hindi mo malaman kung matatakot ka o matatawa ka! Kaya't masaya na ako at tapos na ang lahat ng kabaliwang iyan!
And this heightens up when Lui and Sweepy comes out to greet them and people don't know whether to laugh or get scared by their looks. I am so glad all this madness is over!

At kung gusto mo ng kabaliwan, ayun si Sweepy tinuhog ang isang linggong meme sa blog niya! Tama bang paglaruan ang meme na sadyang kinababaliwan ni Lui?
And if you want madness, go check Sweepy's one week meme in his blog! Imagine poking fun at memes which Lui loves doing like mad!

Hmp, makatulog na nga!
Hmp, I better take a nap!


MrLeach: Ey, de houndsinheben r ol crazee lukin more funni than scaree. me got scaredy op d pipol watchin r haus ol week! me gut scaredy op pipol goin boo. oy, daz wuz truli scaredy, sumoh!